August 2012
43 posts
I have gone swimming with turtles and tropical fish one year. My aunt stayed on the boat and kept throwing turtle food right in front of me so the giant turtles would pop up in my face. To say the least, I was scared out my 11-year-old ass. Now 10 years later (and watching an episode of Tia&Tamera) I have the urge to swim with sharks, or at least be in the cage while they swim. I’m not a big risk taker, but lets get it on! Anybody willing to be in the cage with those great whites around?
The Top 5 Quotes About Rape from Republican Men →
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These are the best GOP rape quotes I could find - but message me if you have more! Let’s hold these people accountable.
1.Todd Akin: “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways of shutting that whole thing down” -mid 2012 Senate Campaign
2.Claytie Williams: “If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it” -mid 1990 Gubernatorial race in Texas
3. Chuck Winder: “I would hope that when a woman goes in to a physician with a rape issue, that physician will indeed ask her about perhaps her marriage, was this pregnancy caused by normal relations in a marriage or was it truly caused by a rape. I assume that’s part of the counseling that goes on.” -March 2012
4. Ken Buck: “A jury could very well conclude that this is a case of buyer’s remorse … It appears to me … you invited him over… the appearance is of consent.” -October 2010
5. Rick Santorum: “I think the right approach is to accept this horribly created — in the sense of rape — but nevertheless a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you… rape victims should make the best of a bad situation.” - January, 2012
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Agent 3Z: On women's biological defenses →
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If a bank is being robbed, women can secrete a substance that simultaneously alerts police and scrambles the vault combinations.
If a cab driver refuses to go to Brooklyn, women can secrete a substance that causes his tires to deflate.
If a kitten is stuck in a tree,…
Agony
I build up the courage to decide to blow dry my hair today for the first time in months & Oakley (my mother) hesitantly tells me that she melted the comb for it…. when were you gonna tell me? Why didn’t you get me a new one?
Black parents have a way of saying no by asking questions
- Kid: Can I go to the mall?
- Black mom: You got mall money?
- Kid: Can I go swimming?
- Black mom: Who gone do your hair?
- Kid: Can I go to a friend's house?
- Black dad: Can't your friend come over here?
- Kid: Can we go get some McDonald's?
- Black dad: Who gone pay for it?
“Why should women be paid equal to men? Men have been in the working world a lot longer and deserve to be paid at a higher rate. Heck, I’m a working mom and I’m not paid a dime. I depend on my husband to provide for me and my family, as should most women… and if a woman does work, she should be happy just to be out there in the working world and quit complaining that she’s not making as much as her male counterparts. I mean really, all this wanting to be equal nonsense is going to be detrimental to the future of women everywhere. Who’s going to want to hire a woman, or for that matter, even marry a woman who thinks she is the same, if not better than a man at any job. It’s almost laughable. C’mon now ladies, are you with me on this?”
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Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney
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Honestly, what the actual fuck………like, they NEED to be together. She fits Mitt’s ignorance of the working class perfectly.
Wtf?
(via natural-queen-of-coarse)
this is a joke right??
