I have gone swimming with turtles and tropical fish one year. My aunt stayed on the boat and kept throwing turtle food right in front of me so the giant turtles would pop up in my face. To say the least, I was scared out my 11-year-old ass. Now 10 years later (and watching an episode of Tia&Tamera) I have the urge to swim with sharks, or at least be in the cage while they swim. I’m not a big risk taker, but lets get it on! Anybody willing to be in the cage with those great whites around?
I build up the courage to decide to blow dry my hair today for the first time in months & Oakley (my mother) hesitantly tells me that she melted the comb for it…. when were you gonna tell me? Why didn’t you get me a new one?
- Kid: Can I go to the mall?
- Black mom: You got mall money?
- Kid: Can I go swimming?
- Black mom: Who gone do your hair?
- Kid: Can I go to a friend's house?
- Black dad: Can't your friend come over here?
- Kid: Can we go get some McDonald's?
- Black dad: Who gone pay for it?
Ann Romney, wife of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney
Honestly, what the actual fuck………like, they NEED to be together. She fits Mitt’s ignorance of the working class perfectly.
this is a joke right??